Thing I Wish Would Happen

There are many things that I would like to happen to me in my life that sadly probably will not ever take place due to many different reasons. Here is my definitive list of them.

1) Karaoke God.

I would love to go out one night to a bar or club and there be, to our surprise, a karaoke night going on at whatever place we decide to visit. So after listening to an assortment of people get up on stage, microphone in hand, and butcher some well known classic song, it would then finally get to be my turn.

Everyone will nudge each other and smirk as I take the stage, looking forward to the car crash that is about to take place in front of them, when I raise the microphone to my mouth and out of it comes forth the sweetest sound anyone has ever heard. The crowd stops what they are doing and stares with stunned expressions on their faces.

Women turn to their boyfriends in the knowledge that these aren’t really men they are with, the bloke up on stage, he is a man. All the men in the place will wrap their arms round each other and weep as my sweet singing voice takes them back to their childhoods and the innocence that they feel they have lost forever. After I have sung the last final note, a note that sounds as if it has come from the very choirs of heaven itself, the place erupts with clapping and cheering as I slowly walk off the stage, possibly with flowers being thrown at my feet.

Now the choice of song for the will be essential. Patrick Cassidy’s Vide Cor Meum would be perfect. Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Baby Got Back, not so.

Either way, not gonna happen. I have a singing voice that resembles two sperm whales mating (Snigger. Sperm)

Family

This is my dog, he's cute.

 

 This is my dog, he's real sweet.But sometimes he isn't.

Andrew

Andrew awoke to a darkness darker than dark, it was as if dark had eaten dark and left nothing but darkness.
He was in a hole...

*Never ever, ever read a book that actually uses the same word over 16 times in like one paragraph, I did and I regret it, the book sucked. Never read "Your Heart Belongs To Me."*

...

Look how gay this thing looks.
"It" hates the look of it.
"It" killed it in its sleep.

"Cole"

He sits next to me,
Staring into his computer screen,
He looks at me,
He starts reading my writing out loud... continually,
Then he steals my paper :(

"It"

Quite frankly this blog is unsure of itself and wont be going anywhere for sometime. Sadly it is hard to find things to talk about except for the obvious, which is anything you can think of... the random. "It" guess's that "random" is the best way to go, so here we go.

The First Post

The first post means nothing...